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Have You Ever… Annoyed Adam?!
Kris, you may be the most impure, but that doesn’t annoy me at all. FDot, you may be as pure and innocent as a newborn puppy bathed in Ivory soap, but that doesn’t annoy me either. Do you annoy me?...
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Tales From A Public Restroom
I have a confession to make. When I made my New Year’s Resolutions earlier this year, I left one out. It was a secret that I wasn’t ready to share with you until now. My resolution was to start...
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10 Reasons Why Unicorns Are Awesome
Let’s face it. Unicorns are way cooler than all of us. Here’s 10 reasons why Unicorns are Awesome! 1. They have giant phalluses on top of their heads. And a lot can be said for easy access. 2. They...
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10 Reasons Why Polt’s Toilet Seat Keeps Breaking
Yesterday on Twitter, Polt gave us a quick peek into the Palace‘s bathroom: A weird tradition? Not so much. There are perfectly good reasons that Polt keeps breaking his toilet seats. 10 perfectly...
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It’s The Friday Five
Just about every week, Cocky & Rude presents you with a Friday Five. It’s a list of our five favorite things of the week, wrapped up in a concise package for you to enjoy. This week is no...
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Have You Ever … On A Road Trip?!
Summer is in full swing, and with the warm season comes something that we all look forward to: Summer Vacations! This week’s Have You Ever?! quiz focuses on that more-affordable vacation option: The...
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Spring’s Piss Puddle Game!
I’m very sad. Adam has gone on vacation abandoned me. I crave attention, and Adam’s mother doesn’t stick around long enough on her daily visits to feed my craving. So Cocky & Rude readers, will...
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10 Theories About Craig’s Sick Dick (NSFW)
As I mentioned yesterday, Craig missed Saturday’s Puntabugang C&R AAArrrrrrmy Party because he was suffering from a urinary tract infection. But just how did Craig manage to infect his penis with...
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Spring’s Piss Puddle Game!
It’s been quite a while since I last graced you with one of my beautiful puddles of urine. Lately I’ve been curling up under blankets, scratching Adam, and eating a bit more kibble than usual. I’m...
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The Cocky Chronicles 1.08
Episode 1.01 | Episode 1.02 | Episode 1.03 | Episode 1.04 | Episode 1.05 | Episode 1.06 | Episode 1.07 For more adventures of Super Viagra & Vagina Girl, go to Puntabulous.com
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Have You Ever… While Peeing?!
Let’s face it. YOU LOVED MY POST ABOUT PEEING! Everyone did. It’s the talk of the town. Two people even gave it 5 stars. That’s the most starts that anyone can give a post! Yay! (Both people were...
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Biggest Cock & Rudest Loser 3: Week 4
Our third week is complete! Today our contestants celebrate three weeks into the cockiest and rudest weight loss competition evahhhh! It’s Biggest Cock & Rudest Loser 3! Exercise is an important...
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Have You Ever … Peed?!
A recent study showed that “having to urinate really bad while driving is equivalent in terms of impairment to about a 0.05 blood alcohol level, according to the invaluable research done by Dr. Peter...
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Have You Ever … Had Poor Etiquette?!
How are you celebrating National Etiquette Week (May 14th – May 18th)? Have you been kind to everyone in your life … even those smelly strangers? Is your life bursting at the seams with love, respect...
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Have You Ever … Been A Healthy Man?!
National Men’s Health Week has just drawn to a close. This makes me wonder: How healthy is the C&Rmy? Are we ready to rise up against our greatest enemy and defeat him? Let’s find out how healthy...
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Craig Is A Creepy Freak!! What Should I Do?
This is a wooden plaque that Craig mailed to Mr. Sombrero (MY BOYFRIEND). Creepy, right? So my question to you is: What should I do with it? Take Our Poll
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